Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls Quotes: And I want my pink shirt back! My pink clothing must be returned to me! Regina George is the embodiment of evil. Don’t be deceived by her appearance; she may appear to be your standard greedy, backstabbing slut-faced ho-bag, but she’s so much more. Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian

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Mean Girls Quotes

God developed the Remington bolt-action rifle on the third day so that man could combat the dinosaurs. And then there are the homosexuals. —Boys Who Have Been Homeschooled

You’re likely to have a lot of desires at your age. You’ll want to strip down to your underwear and touch each other. If you touch each other, however, you will contract chlamydia and die. Coach Carr’s words

You whore, boo!

Regina George (Regina George)

But you’re incredibly attractive… So you’re in agreement? Do you think you’re particularly attractive? Regina George (Regina George)

Cady: And they have a book, a burn book, where they write nasty things about all the girls in our grade.

Cady: Hi, I’m not sure whether you’ve heard of me, but my name is Cady Heron, and I’m a new student here.

It won’t help you lose weight if you call someone else fat. You don’t get any smarter by calling someone stupid. And wrecking Regina George’s life didn’t exactly make me happy. You can only try to tackle the situation in front of you in life. —Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

Is there anything I can get you? What about some snacks? Is that a condom? Please let me know! Oh, God bless you. Regina’s mother

Coach Carr, keep your distance from the adolescent girls!

Mr Duvall (Mr Duvall) (Mr Duvall) (M

Don’t be that way. You’ve got this. There’s nothing to distract you because none of those Marymount boys is attractive. —Madame Norbury

Please, no sex in the missionary position, no sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK? Now it’s time for everyone to get some rubbers. Coach Carr’s words

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I don’t have any sex. Because you’re going to fall pregnant. And then there’s death. Coach Carr’s words

Miss Smith? Duvall:

In Africa, everyone can read Swedish.

—Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

Friends are not allowed to talk to ex-boyfriends. That’s simply one of feminism’s laws. Gretchen Wieners (Gretchen Wieners)

Glenn Coco, four for you! Glenn Coco, you’re on your way! —Damian Leigh is a British actor who is most known for his role in the

Get in there, loser. We’re going to the store. Regina George (Regina George)

They were not run over, which is good news… They’re still flat, which is bad news. —Damian Leigh is a British actor who is most known for his role in the

Gretchen, I’m sorry for laughing at you in Barnes & Nobles when you had diarrhoea. And I apologise for informing everyone about it. I apologise for repeating it now. Karen Smith (Karen Smith)

Dawn Schweitzer is a chubby virgin, Gretchen.

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Grool… I started to say—Cady Heron—when I meant to say cool.

It is not simple for a woman to grow up in this world. Baby girls are commonly placed for adoption in China. Women are still forced to live in tents during their menses in some parts of Africa. Weiners, Gretchen

Half of the people in this room are angry with me, and the other half only like me because they believe I pushed someone in front of a bus, which is bad.

—Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

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Halloween is the one night of the year when girls may dress up like utter sluts, and no one will judge them.

—Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

No way, no how. This is the first time I’ve ever left the South Side for something like this! Mr Duvall (Mr Duvall) (Mr Duvall) (M

I’ve already stated that I don’t pick up ogres, and green is not your favourite colour.

Mandi Weatherly is a writer who lives in New York City.

I don’t despise you because you’re overweight… I despise you because you’re obese. Jessica Lopez (Jessica Lopez)

My father, the originator of the Toaster Strudel, would not be pleased to hear…

You’ll be missing the necessary floor meeting in the lounge on Wednesday at 9:00 p.m.

Karen Smith (Karen Smith)

I made sure he had everything he needed. When I met him, I was only half-virgin!—Regina George

I’m convinced that if you shaved off all of her hair, she’d resemble a British man.

—Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

I just wanted to congratulate you all on your accomplishments. And I couldn’t be happier that the school year is coming to an end. Mr Duvall (Mr Duvall) (Mr Duvall) (M

I’m aware that I appear to be a bitch, but that’s only because I’m acting like one.

—Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

I understand that having a boyfriend may feel like the most important thing in your life right now, but you don’t have to lower your standards in order for a guy to like you.

—Madame Norbury

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Bean girls burn book quotes. I understand she’s socially retarded and strange.

I’m not trying to be rude, but how could she send you a candy cane? She isn’t really fond of you. Perhaps she feels strange around me because I’m the only one who knows about her nose surgery. Pretend you didn’t hear what I just said. Weiners, Gretchen

I used to believe that there were only two types of people: fat and slim. However, there are a variety of things that might go wrong with your body. —Cady Heronut She’s a friend of mine… So just promise me that you won’t mock her! Regina George (Regina George)

I’m not retarded, and I know what “homeschooled” means.

Regina George (Regina George)

I hope I could bake a rainbow and grin cake that everyone would eat and enjoy.

Crying Girl —

If you only knew how cruel she is, you’d understand why I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? She told me two years ago that hoops earrings were her thing and that I couldn’t wear them anymore. My parents then gave me a pair of extremely expensive white gold hoops for Hanukkah, which I had to pretend I didn’t like. It was heartbreaking. Gretchen Wieners (Gretchen Wieners)

Is butter a carbohydrate?

Regina George is a writer.

It’s as if I’m a subscriber to ESPN or something. When it’s going to rain, my breasts always know. They can know when it’s pouring, for example. Karen Smith is a writer.

I’m a mouse, obviously.

Karen Smith (Karen Smith)

I’m not a big fan of drama, but I know you have a shop class for advanced students.

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Please accept my apologies for calling you a gap-toothed babe. It’s not your fault that you have such a large gap between your teeth. Michigan Girl (Michigan Girl) (Michigan Girl) (Michigan Girl

I’m sorry for making others so envious of me. But I can’t help but be well-liked. Gretchen Wieners (Gretchen Wieners)

I’m sporting a halo around my spine.

Regina George (Regina George)

Ian Janis: What’s that odour?

Janis: That’s Karen Smith over there. She is one of the most obnoxious young ladies you will ever encounter. Last year, Damien sat next to her in English class.

Janis: Gretchen Wieners has to be cracked. We crack Gretchen’s code, and then we crack Regina’s entire shady past.

Karen: Why are you white if you’re from Africa?

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Karen: What are you talking about? He’s a fantastic kisser.

Make sure to take a look at her mother’s boob job. They’re as tough as a rock! — Weiners, Gretchen

I’d like to see your invitation, Mandi, because… I’m quite sure ‘vapid bitch’ wasn’t on the list. Johanna Mitchell (author)

Why are you bothering me? Fine! Why are you bothering my family? You’re no longer alive. Johanna Mitchell (author)

Why would Regina refer to herself as a…” fugly slut,” Miss Smith?

Mr Duvall (Mr Duvall) (Mr Duvall) (M

Mrs George (inaudible): I’m not your average mother; I’m a hip mother. Is that correct, Regina?

Please accept my apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I’m well aware of how irritated he becomes when I refer to him as Anthony. Almost as enraged as I am when I consider that my sister named him Anfernee. Mr Duvall (Mr Duvall) (Mr Duvall) (M

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My hairline is quite odd.

Gretchen Wieners (Gretchen Wieners)

My hips are enormous!

Karen Smith (Karen Smith)

When my grandmother is inebriated, she removes her wig.

—Damian Leigh is a British actor who is most known for his role in the

Norbury – A depressed, elderly drug dealer.

OMG, she has such a natural ability to modulate her voice! In real life, she has a thick accent. —Meyer, Chastity

Danny Devito, oh my goodness! Your work is fantastic! — Damian Leigh is a British actor who is best known for his

Oh no, I’m not allowed to say anything else unless a parent or a lawyer is there.

Weiners, Gretchen

I adore seeing instructors outside of the classroom. It’s the equivalent of watching a puppy walk on its hind legs. Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian Ian

Oh, and on Fridays, we only wear jeans or track pants.

Karen Smith (Karen Smith)

Hello there. Would you like to purchase any drugs? —Madame Norbury

So, we’re all here to talk about this book, right? I’m not sure who created this book, but you all need to quit calling each other whores and sluts. It simply makes it acceptable for men to refer to you as sluts and whores. Who among us has ever been referred to as a slut? — Norbury, Ms.

So, just to be clear, she’s never made out with anyone… ever? Or maybe this week? Chastity Meyer is an actress who is known for her role in the film Chastity.

He asked me what day it was on October 3rd.

Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

We wear pink on Wednesdays.

Karen Smith (Karen Smith)

She punched me in the face once. It was fantastic. —Byrd, Bethany

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been a victim of Regina George’s abuse.

Madame Norbury

Cady, do you even know who sings this? Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this?

She doesn’t even come to this place!

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She had a hot dog with her.

Karen Smith (Karen Smith)

Someone in that book said I was lying about being a virgin since I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help myself if I have a high flow and a wide-set vagina!

Byrd, Bethany

Older individuals have a habit of making jokes.

Madame Norbury

Stop attempting to make ‘Fetch’ a reality. It will not take place! Regina George (Regina George)

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Janis, you have a nice wig. What’s the material?

That is extremely appealing!

Gretchen Wieners (Gretchen Wieners)

That’s why her tresses are so thick. It’s teeming with secrets. —Damian Leigh is a British actor who is most known for his role in the

There is no such thing as a limit.

Cady Heron is a sailor who flies around the world.

In this world, there are two types of evil people. Those who do terrible acts and those who witness evil acts and do nothing to stop them.

Damian is my name. He’s almost too gay to operate as a human being.

This is the Ndebele tribe’s fertility vase. Does that make sense to you? — Cady’s mother

Trang Pak is a naughty little rascal…

Coach Carr and Trang Pak had a fling.

Please be cautious! Fresh beef is on the way! —Damian Leigh is a British actor who is most known for his role in the

Only sizes one, three, and five are available. You might want to look into Sears. —Saleswoman

Who’d have guessed anything so simple yet brilliant? Except for a gang of sassy young ladies. Johanna Mitchell (author)

Who was the perpetrator!? Who provided the food for Coco Chanel? Mandi Weatherly is a writer who lives in New York City.

Why are you so fixated on me?

Regina George (Regina George)

Bitches, you’re free to walk home!

Regina George (Regina George)

You are not permitted to participate in Mathletes! It’s a form of social suicide. —Damian Leigh is a British actor who is most known for his role in the

You are not permitted to sit with us!

Gretchen Wieners (Gretchen Wieners)

Your face has a peppermint scent to it!

Aaron Samuels (Aaron Samuels) (Aaron Samuels) (Aaron

Because she’s a life-destroyer,— Janis Ian She destroys people’s lives.

What’s going on? What’s the 411 on this? What have all of you been up to? What’s the latest rumour? Tell me everything you know. What have you been listening to lately? What are some of the best jams? Regina’s mother

Regina handed me some perfume, Cady Heron.

Cady Heron: I appreciate it.

Cady: Are you talking about the Spice Girls?

Cady: [lying because Janis is described as a dyke in the book] You’re not a part of it.

Damian: Say it once more: crack.

Damian: She was trying to figure out how to spell orange.

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Gretchen: He’s your cousin’s cousin’s cousin’s cousin’s cousin’s cousin’s cousin

Gretchen: Karen, you can’t be serious.

Janis: I’m cracking up.

Janis: Those scumbags!

Janis: Does it say anything about me?

Janis: I’m talking about your mother’s chest hair!

Karen Smith: I’m guessing the person who wrote it didn’t expect anyone would ever see it?

Yes, but he’s my first cousin. Karen:

Kristen Hadley: If you don’t talk to me again, I’m going to kick your behind!

Mr Duvall: I’m hoping no one else ever sees it.

Do not simply inquire as to why they are white.

Gretchen: That’s correct.

Janis Ian: You have the odour of a child prostitute.

Regina: I’m a huge fan of hers. She reminds me of a Martian!

Regina: Please, don’t say anything else.

Regina: This is still only half-true.

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